May 2012
commanderinqueef:
genitals are just a myth
THE OST FOR SEASON 2
catcineaste:
THE FINAL TRACK IS CALLED “THREE BLASTS”
THREE BLASTS
THREE BLASTS
THREE BLASTS
at first when I saw it I was like, “Three blasts… that’s sounds familiar.” but then I figured it out and I was like
YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYS
JESUS THIS IS GOING TO BE WORSE THAN ANYTHING;IUSHKN
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robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
6 tags
I understand that Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are in a lot of films together, especially films directed by Tim Burton.
I don’t understand why we need to make the same fucking joke 74,000,000 times.
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
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esmethenotsogreat:
annathemarmotqueen:
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
“Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried...”
– Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
Anonymous asked: I hate you and I hope you die in a terrible accident
Anonymous asked: harleys brothers will fuck you up
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fishiy replied to your post: Your horrible to harley, your horrible to celia and your horrible to tabs by making up lies about them. You deserve to die or at least go to a mental hospital you fucking freak bitch
i love your reply omg YOU GO GIRL
see anon, DECENT HUMAN BEINGS EXIST
absolutedickhead:
hc-svnt-dracones:
You know I always say that I’m not a violent woman, but god help whoever really makes me lose my shit.
I am a violent woman and I can feel the tension building until someone makes me snap and I eat part of their face
I prefer to repress said violence until I get really mad and start searching for the nearest hammer
Anonymous asked: Your horrible to harley, your horrible to celia and your horrible to tabs by making up lies about them. You deserve to die or at least go to a mental hospital you fucking freak bitch
You know I always say that I’m not a violent woman, but god help whoever really makes me lose my shit.
Anonymous asked: LEAVE HARLEY ALONE
Anonymous asked: psycho bitch get to a mental home now fucking freak
You know you're British when...
Hot weather: Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather
Cold weather: Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is a at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather
